Help needed: Easy and awesome drink recipes (for a good cause)

So, you may have heard of Creative Fresno's series of Bartender Challenges, which pit area creatives against each other in (friendly) competition for tips, with all proceeds going to fund murals. Travis Sheridan, Mike Oz—even the mayor—have competed.

Somehow, my name made it onto a flyer, and tomorrow night I'll battle good friend and downtown neighbor Kiel Famellos-Schmidt.

Here's the deal: this is all for fun and fundraising, but when people step up to the bar, they're going to want a drink. And I haven't tended bar in years. So...I'm asking for help.

Specifically, I'm looking for drink recipes. Easy is best, and any tie (or hint thereof) to a local ingredient is even better. I also need fun names, but that's within my realm of capabilities.

If you have a winner (remember, I'm competing with Kiel), please share. Post it here, email me, send me a carrier pigeon—I need it in time to start praticing.

Also, don't forget to come have a drink!